Int. Condo. day

It's morning and LISA is sitting at the table in pajamas drinking a cup of coffee. MIKE walks in dressed in a suit and tie, he pours himself some cereal and a cup of coffee.

MIKE

Lisa, aren't you going to work today?

Lisa

Ugh, I can't stand it there.

MIKE

Isn't it only your second day?

Lisa

Oh, Mike it's so...dull there. There's no zest, no excitement.

Mike is in the fridge to get milk which is right next to the ketchup, but pulls out a bottle of ketchup.

MIKE

You know, you said that about your fries last night too, maybe thats your solution. Add some Heinz to your work and 'zest' it up a little. Maybe a ketchup suit. I still have --

Bob walks in buttoning his shirt.

BOB

(cutting off Mike. sarcastically)

Yeah! Let's all wear ketchup suits to make the day fun and exciting and to meet chicks! Come on!

Mike is adding ketchup to his cereal instead of milk.

MIKE

You're still mad about that? I told you you'd be promoting a burger stand.

Mike is taking a bite of cereal. Look of disgust.

LISA

What does the antioxidants not enhance and 'zest' the crunchy fruit flavors?

Bob and Lisa laugh as Mike sets down the bowl and straightens his tie.

MIKE

Maybe I'll just have that coffee.

Mike walks off screen. Bob picks up the bowl and takes a bite.

BOB

What is it too good for you Mike--actually, it is pretty good.

Title card: Heinz ketchup: Add some zest!